new flirts from jtn

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index dd374c3270f56808308d2d294c82db2d4bb80a1e..79b2a29be577a6fd25980993ea1dc3aa6b505786 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -609,3 +609,6 @@ optimises %s to a NOP
 causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
 multiplies %s by zero
 divides %s by zero
+declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive
+grudgingly conceeds that %s is not as bad as NFS
+causes "eaten by wolves" to appear on %s's screen