revised trout by Diziet

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 5fd190e4d70a38e279ddca1d2b78b38f6624efc6..779107191104039db1948d3d68af53265c5d9e70 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -144,3 +144,6 @@ passes %s the underpants of shame
 removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
 throws a custard pie at %s
 violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
+applies TCP_CORK to %s
+performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
+rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.