revised trout by Diziet

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 39bc7281c7dc0a9d32c44ef95bff954e5b90668b..779107191104039db1948d3d68af53265c5d9e70 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -118,4 +118,32 @@ breaks %s up for spare parts
 tags %s as 'wontfix'
 tags %s as 'obsolete'
 boils %s up for glue
-nails %s into a barrel and pushes them over Niagra Falls
+nails %s into a barrel and pushes them over Niagara Falls
+accuses %s of losing The Game
+douses %s in liquid nitrogen
+turns %s inside-out
+paints %s red and waits for the bulls
+signs %s up for a Scientology course
+shrieks hysterically at %s
+declares %s an unlawful combatant
+vetoes %s
+rubs bubblegum in %s's hair
+steals all %s's coffee
+heckles %s
+inflates %s and brandishes a pin
+thinks %s is worse than Microsoft Windows
+wonders why %s bothered getting out of bed today
+trolls %s
+runs %s through
+plays the harmonica at %s
+bricks %s up with a cask of Amontillado
+lands a TARDIS on %s
+practises acupuncture on %s
+rugby-tackles %s to the ground
+passes %s the underpants of shame
+removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
+throws a custard pie at %s
+violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
+applies TCP_CORK to %s
+performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
+rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.