sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
rains she-trolls down upon %s
rains wheelbarrows on %s
-nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee
hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
has %s transported to Botany Bay
petitions the PM to abolish %s
flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
buggers a weasel with %s
posts %s a bobcat
+disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
+supplements %s with a fish
+hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger