url-handling patch from Tom Womack

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 7236dcd8a7025f5fc9e00cbcace354b00a88bc75..5c599f2d93711941fad61fb4096aa13f34607f8f 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -195,3 +195,12 @@ press-gangs %s
 feeds %s fugu kimo
 sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani
 thous %s
+puts potato eyes down %s's shirt
+invites the Shame Orb to %s's party
+recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s
+flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
+buggers a weasel with %s
+posts %s a bobcat
+disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook