LARTs %s
bustitutes %s
downgrades %s's A-level results
-admires %s's valves
forces %s to walk the plank
maroons %s on a desert island with only eight records and a useless luxury object for company
creates a black hole and pushes %s beyond the event horizon
liquidizes %s's assets
reduces %s to a soup-like homogenate
asks Vladimir Putin to deal with %s
+thinks up Culture ship names based on %s's love life
+thinks up Culture ship names based on %s's investment strategy
+deconstructs %s