new trout from chelgrian

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 547345cddd7041db7d6e84621a6803b7652c0ff6..52fa5a35b27b65818f552af365e86c7cbbd1571d 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -278,3 +278,12 @@ removes %'s atoms
 removes %'s electrons
 sends %s a SIGINT
 sends %s a SIGKILL
+rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
+unleashes 500 bears on %s
+inserts #! into %s's URL
+reimplements %s in JavaScript
+betrays %s
+disproves %s
+goes to war with %s
+declines %s
+explains the joke to %s at great length