new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -697,3 +697,8 @@ rearranges all the cards in %s's wallet
 forces %s to revoke all their biometrics
 writes an essay entitled "%s Considered Harmful"
 gives %s a five-second head start then releases the hounds
+adds trouting %s to its service catalogue
+adds snitching on %s to its service catalogue
+follows %s around tolling a bell and crying 'Shame!'
+cancels %s's favorite show, 3/4 of the way through the second season
+hits %s so hard that LIGO notices