new trout from jtn

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 709fb9fdd7759bbc6e26392d336bf648f4094a8f..4fd38dfce3dd313994726659e0c5e81b02f41ce9 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -517,7 +517,6 @@ sends %s to a shrink
 shaves %s
 volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum
 freezes %s in carbonite
-applies a tramp stamp to %s
 toasts %s
 proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
 shortens all %s's URLs
@@ -789,3 +788,22 @@ chains %s to a block
 caches %s's thumbnails
 drops six kilotonnes of Marmite on %s
 cocks a snook at %s
+melts %s down
+deletes %s's microbiome
+sasses %s
+steals %s's mojo
+steals %s's mojito
+harshes %s's vibe
+gives %s negative-utility cake
+converts all %s's money into Botcoin
+fills %s's car with frozen iguanas
+stashes acorns throughout %s's favoured means of transport
+bowdlerises %s
+abates %s's coat of arms
+banishes %s
+hands %s a <pred> T-shirt
+tells Cambridge Analytica everything it knows about %s
+shrinks %s's head
+sets %s's snails on fire
+drops the Tsar Bomba on %s
+repeatedly emails %s about its Troutcoin ICO