new trout from jtn

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 7025f6553e0f6c9b10310a0d1a7f2852f28f5949..4fd38dfce3dd313994726659e0c5e81b02f41ce9 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -517,7 +517,6 @@ sends %s to a shrink
 shaves %s
 volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum
 freezes %s in carbonite
-applies a tramp stamp to %s
 toasts %s
 proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
 shortens all %s's URLs
@@ -794,3 +793,17 @@ deletes %s's microbiome
 sasses %s
 steals %s's mojo
 steals %s's mojito
+harshes %s's vibe
+gives %s negative-utility cake
+converts all %s's money into Botcoin
+fills %s's car with frozen iguanas
+stashes acorns throughout %s's favoured means of transport
+bowdlerises %s
+abates %s's coat of arms
+banishes %s
+hands %s a <pred> T-shirt
+tells Cambridge Analytica everything it knows about %s
+shrinks %s's head
+sets %s's snails on fire
+drops the Tsar Bomba on %s
+repeatedly emails %s about its Troutcoin ICO