trout suggested by Diziet

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index d156d1ed2c4cd8a4d37e01ea39d933bec380f9dc..41652ba8b7cfa303395690b5fcb55b98f9a98932 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -141,3 +141,9 @@ lands a TARDIS on %s
 practises acupuncture on %s
 rugby-tackles %s to the ground
 passes %s the underpants of shame
+removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
+throws a custard pie at %s
+violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
+applies TCP_CORK to %s
+performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
+replaces %s with the null hypothesis.