new ascii-art trout

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 5fd190e4d70a38e279ddca1d2b78b38f6624efc6..36d037b4b0d1e90cd542b94d34530f58994c1093 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -144,3 +144,12 @@ passes %s the underpants of shame
 removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
 throws a custard pie at %s
 violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
+applies TCP_CORK to %s
+performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
+rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.
+had %s's mum. She cried out their name!
+makes %s illegal.
+compiles %s with -trigraphs
+compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
+turns %s into dogfood
+><>s %s