sends the Go Compare man to sing at %s
sets a band of Russian meerkats on %s
sends %s orienteering with only Apple Maps as a navigation aid
-blacklists %s
remixes %s into a Youtube sensation
throws a shoe at %s
feeds %s to the lampreys
asks whether %s saw the memo about using the new cover sheets on the TPS reports
replaces %s's toothbrush with a cactus
hires a plane to drop 35,000 fish on %s
+mints an NFT of %s, but it only fetches £1.50
+defiles the grave of %s
+throws the fishbook at %s