new trout and flirt from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 69aae12bc6842214e5d0bc731ef50c74c671ad91..2efaef17ebc9212969c56fb456aeac84ca7475a0 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -221,3 +221,8 @@ expunges %s
 exiles %s to Siberia
 replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
 triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon
+sends %s a copy of Julian Assange's hair styling tips
+makes a two-fingered gesture at %s