kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
plays Britney Spears songs at %s
fills %s's ears with butter
-inverts %s
throws %s to the lions
sacrifices %s for the greater good
patents %s's genome
gives %s a hard stare
neuralyzes %s
press-gangs %s
+feeds %s fugu kimo
+sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani