new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -525,3 +525,23 @@ toasts %s
 proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
 shortens all %s's URLs
 sends %s on a snipe hunt
+removes %s from its will
+puts banana in %s's shoe
+puts a scorpion in %s's shoe
+drives too fast then claims %s was driving
+threatens to make the sky fall on %s's head
+wonders how many ships %s's face would sink
+calls %s a melon-farmer
+puts a Tesco Value Burger in %s's bed
+considers %s right but repulsive
+kicks %s's ass
+reads the comments to %s
+undefines %s
+pixelates %s
+puts a tarantula in %s's bath
+invites the Blame Cube to %s's party
+dusts %s
+installs Windows Vista on %s's computer
+installs Windows ME on %s's computer
+taxes %s
+throws a triangular flapjack at %s