new trout and flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index b3b9d089347a7b26265f3e14efc16b1abc454ede..25d7072a528e9f4308240ef195c9d800df1d6e4d 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -390,3 +390,20 @@ dyes %s pink
 performs a citizen's arrest upon %s
 declares %s the weakest link
 declares %s the missing link
+swives %s and bombs the consequences
+drops an F-bomb on %s
+confiscates %s's property and hands it over to SOCA
+sets blue meanies on %s
+clamps down on %s
+rot13s one of %s's files
+gives %s an opportunity to test their backups
+dumps a giant metal gorilla in %s's garden
+sticks %s in a centrifuge
+shuts %s's fingers in a door to see if it hurts
+paints %s purple
+scans %s and shreds the original
+nails %s's head to the floor
+produces an expensive Hollywood remake of %s
+puts the puritans in charge of %s's party
+leaves thumb tacks on %s's chair
+shakes %s's booty