applies TCP_CORK to %s
performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.
-had %s's mum. She cried out their name!
makes %s illegal.
compiles %s with -trigraphs
compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
turns %s into dogfood
-><>s %s
+><> ><> %s
sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
+gently taps %s with a menhir.
+invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund.
+plays the viola at %s.
+thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best
+defenestrates %s