update some http urls to https

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -474,7 +474,6 @@ brings %s the head of Alfredo Garcia
 sends the Go Compare man to sing at %s
 sets a band of Russian meerkats on %s
 sends %s orienteering with only Apple Maps as a navigation aid
-blacklists %s
 remixes %s into a Youtube sensation
 throws a shoe at %s
 feeds %s to the lampreys
@@ -850,3 +849,21 @@ s/%s//g
 containerises %s
 recalls %s
 folds %s into a paper bag and waits for them to organise their way out of it
+sends a fully armed battalion to remind %s of its love
+belabours %s with a 500-year-old prestigious sturgeon
+sends the fish van to visit %s
+side-loads a trout onto %s
+hires out a trout to appear on %s's Zoom call
+changes %s's name to "Salmon"
+sneaks onto %s's roof in the middle of the night and leaves an Austin Seven there
+violates international law in its treatment of %s, but only in a limited and specific way
+convinces %s that it's not a robot
+thwacks %s with a humuhumunukunukuapua'a
+places a hard customs border around %s
+asks whether %s saw the memo about using the new cover sheets on the TPS reports
+replaces %s's toothbrush with a cactus
+hires a plane to drop 35,000 fish on %s
+mints an NFT of %s, but it only fetches £1.50
+defiles the grave of %s
+throws the fishbook at %s
+tightens %s's emojis