new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -433,3 +433,17 @@ demands the source code to %s
 places four beetles in $s's bed
 finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes
 drags and drops %s
+sets the vermicious knids on %s
+bashes %s
+bites %s's neck
+puts jam in %s's printer
+delivers seven thousand octopuses to %s
+removes all the buttons from %s's mouse
+moderates %s
+declares %s off-topic
+throws a custard pie at %s
+fills %s's bath with ducks
+parks across %s's driveway
+replaces %s with a 1GB shell script
+waits until late Friday and then cancels %s's weekend
+perforates %s's umbrella