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@@ -87,3 +87,9 @@ thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
 gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
 thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
 photoshops %s's head onto %s's body
+applies a fixup to %s and %s
+legalizes gay marriage just for %s and %s
+thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy
+thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request
+thinks %s/%s is cuter than several sorts of pony
+employs some troubadors to sing of %s and %s throughout the land