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[irc.git] / slashes

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@@ -130,3 +130,6 @@ blames %s and %s's relationship for the recent weather
 thinks %s and %s should protest against FIFA
 admires %s and %s's railcard photos
 divides %s by %s
+gives %s and %s a box of condoms and a knowing look
+snoops on %s and %s talking qwerty to each other
+makes a romcom about %s and %s