hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly)
listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
-slips %s a condom with %s's name on
locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade
thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies
directs a porno starring %s and %s
pronounces %s and %s man and wife
kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
+entangles %s and %s's wave functions
+makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
+gives %s and %s half a mouse each
+sends %s and %s to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
+notes %s and %s pushing the boundaries of the Obscene Publications Act