snoops on %s and %s talking qwerty to each other
makes a romcom about %s and %s
installs a smart mattress in %s and %s's bedroom
+accuses %s of criminal conversation with %s
+resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s) (but %s is their secret admirer)
+proposes %s / %s as a Recommended Emoji ZWJ Sequence
+thinks %s and %s should perform a NATURAL JOIN