wonders what %s and %s are doing together in a locked room
wishes %s and %s would stop doing that in public
-wishes %s and %s would continue doing that in public
draws chibi fan art of %s and %s
embarks on the Good Ship %s-%s
watches %s and %s making the beast with two backs
wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship
writes dirty lyrics about %s and %s
sings, "%s and %s, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"
+sets up %s and %s on a blind date
+thinks %s and %s should get a room!
+watches %s and %s doing things that mtbc would filter