new trout from rjk

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@@ -36,3 +36,11 @@ wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
 wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
 thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg
 glues %s to %s
+watches %s and %s doing things that the IWF would try and ban
+tricks %s into sleeping in %s's bed
+casts %s and %s in Romeo And Juliet And Monster Trucks
+fakes love letters between %s and %s
+bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping
+creates a .xxx domain just for %s and %s
+hides %s's ladle in %s's bed
+posts to twitter about the superinjunction %s and %s have taken out