wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship
writes dirty lyrics about %s and %s
sings, "%s and %s, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"
-sets up %s and %s on a blind date
+sets %s and %s up on a blind date
thinks %s and %s should get a room!
watches %s and %s doing things that mtbc would filter
mails photos of %s and %s to the News Of The World
shows drawings of %s naked to %s
wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
+thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg