packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Brighton
packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
pronounces %s and %s man and wife
-kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
+kidnaps a bishop and insists they marry %s and %s in absentia
puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
entangles %s and %s's wave functions
makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
wonders whether %s and %s keep a dunking beaker beside the bed
invites %s and %s to a private IRC channel, and leaves them to it
blames %s and %s's relationship for the recent weather
+thinks %s and %s should protest against FIFA
+admires %s and %s's railcard photos
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