new flirt from Art

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 744467eedfde62281295fd5899a30ce3e4722608..f9379c4df8d0ebe82be6014f03c1a1d9d85caf09 100644 (file)
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -72,3 +72,9 @@ imagines %s in a sailor outfit
 would like to cause earthquakes with %s
 creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
 becomes a fan of %s
+turns down the house lights for %s
+invites %s up to see its iPad
+can't wait to unbox %s
+dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
+blows %s' vuvuzela
+wonders if %s is multi-touch