sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.
flagellates %s with a birch branch
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+hopes %s packed their toothbrush!
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+gives %s a nice relaxing foot massage
+treks through the jungle to deliver Milk Tray to %s
+searches for a rhyme for its poem about %s
+compares %s's eyes to stars
+wonders whether %s comes here often?
+compares %s to a summer's day
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+plays %s's theme tune