new flirt from jtn

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -314,3 +314,7 @@ wolf-whistles at %s
 would still respect %s in the morning
 offers %s the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", all at once
 sets up a new TLD just for %s
+causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
+wonders whether %s's deviation is standard
+promises never to trout %s
+invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date