wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
hopes %s is highly available
considers %s wrong but romantic
-sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
+sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
gives %s a cookie
wonders whether %s's deviation is standard
promises never to trout %s
invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date
+hopes for an expose event from %s
+sends an expose event to %s
+starts wearing purple for %s
+invites %s to wrestle in custard
+sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
+commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s
+would never put %s in a corner
+promotes %s to Chief Whip
+sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows