new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -133,3 +133,9 @@ carves %s's name into its case
 makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them
 fights trolls for %s
 swims the Hellespont for %s
+"accidentally" sends %s lewd pictures of itself using Twitter
+sends %s dead plant sex organs
+wears tinsel just for %s
+puts on chrome makeup for %s
+paints Tom Jones purple for %s
+buys %s a ++Rowan Bear