new flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -100,3 +100,6 @@ posts pictures of %s to rule34.paheal.net [NWS!]
 emails %s its favourite cat pictures
 lends %s all its spoons
 searches the internet for pictures of %s
+writes to Dan Savage for tips on seducing %s
+cross-dresses just for %s
+buys a telephoto lens just to take pictures of %s