flirts from anon

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -47,3 +47,9 @@ composes haiku for %s
 makes the tea for %s
 strokes %s's hair
 sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.
+flagellates %s with a birch branch
+<3s %s
+admires %s's boots
+invites %s to a candle-lit dinner
+pole dances for %s
+hopes %s packed their toothbrush!