new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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@@ -291,3 +291,17 @@ rents a stretched limo for its date with %s
 lusts after %s, and would be prepared to commit the other deadly sins for them
 may not have room for a Mini, but does have room for %s
 puts %s in its will
+wonders if %s is cheaper than disk space
+paints %s's nipples with cochineal
+compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy
+wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
+hopes %s is highly available
+considers %s wrong but romantic
+sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
+imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
+asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
+gives %s a cookie
+thinks %s deserves a 21 gun salute
+knocks on %s's door and asks to see their panelling
+discovers an asteroid and names it after %s
+likes the cut of %s's jib