strip more garbage out of twitter urls (esp the ?s=[:digits:]) tracking code - thanks...

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 419c20de474463870ab5a51cbd0749a649f18cf5..6f15a02e99c1067331964d1b022cabedc16ced0a 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ admires %s's valves
 offers %s a duck
 gooses %s
 sneaks into %s's bedroom
-bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+bashfully admits its crush on %s
 invites %s to join it in the shower
 constructs a safe space for %s
 wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
@@ -346,3 +346,27 @@ wants to hear what %s got up to at band camp
 spoons %s
 wants to place an unexpected item in %s's bagging area
 puts on its robe and wizard hat for %s
+invites %s over for Netflix and chill
+admires %s's column of excellence
+maximises %s
+substitutes a Class 98 for %s's expected train service
+makes aeroplane nose art of %s
+buys %s a silicone octopus negative
+buys %s a silicone octopus
+proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door
+offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton
+thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
+performs a magnetic strip for %s
+probes %s in a friendly manner
+would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys
+would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes
+resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s
+is seduced by %s's curves
+would reverse Brexit for %s
+vaunts %s
+takes %s for a ride on a Flinker Leichter Innovativer Regional Triebzug
+covers %s in jam then clotted cream
+licks %s's doorknob
+hump-shunts %s
+satisfies %s with a fish
+gives a wide reply to %s