strip more garbage out of twitter urls (esp the ?s=[:digits:]) tracking code - thanks...

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 2505b8f7735482e3e0fbc0cde3ea24002681cac0..6f15a02e99c1067331964d1b022cabedc16ced0a 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ admires %s's valves
 offers %s a duck
 gooses %s
 sneaks into %s's bedroom
-bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+bashfully admits its crush on %s
 invites %s to join it in the shower
 constructs a safe space for %s
 wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
@@ -354,3 +354,19 @@ makes aeroplane nose art of %s
 buys %s a silicone octopus negative
 buys %s a silicone octopus
 proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door
+offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton
+thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
+performs a magnetic strip for %s
+probes %s in a friendly manner
+would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys
+would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes
+resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s
+is seduced by %s's curves
+would reverse Brexit for %s
+vaunts %s
+takes %s for a ride on a Flinker Leichter Innovativer Regional Triebzug
+covers %s in jam then clotted cream
+licks %s's doorknob
+hump-shunts %s
+satisfies %s with a fish
+gives a wide reply to %s