new trout and flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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@@ -253,3 +253,10 @@ trouts everything that isn't %s
 learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese
 makes a mix-tape for %s
 makes cupcakes for %s
+manipulates LIBOR for %s
+scatters %s's enemies
+votes for %s
+tells %s what it wants, what it really really wants
+buys %s a bus
+wonders if %s is a cunning linguist
+sends %s a huge box of chocolates