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[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index f65abed1e0542bb798e625b4525592cb978b76c4..697cc14eeb5f09b1572a4651b6fe1d83b390e380 100644 (file)
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impres
 composes haiku for %s
 makes the tea for %s
 strokes %s's hair
-sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.
+sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands
 flagellates %s with a birch branch
 <3s %s
 admires %s's boots
@@ -64,3 +64,8 @@ wonders whether %s comes here often?
 compares %s to a summer's day
 curls up at %s's feet
 plays %s's theme tune
+sends for %s and more golden syrup
+puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
+writes flirts just for %s
+thinks %s is the new hotness
+imagines %s in a sailor outfit