imagines %s in a tutu
catches %s's eye across a crowded room
kisses %s's hand
-wonders what nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
+wonders what a nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
licks chocolate sauce off %s
gets down on one knee in front of %s
bats its eyelashes at %s
composes haiku for %s
makes the tea for %s
strokes %s's hair
+sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.