new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -150,3 +150,13 @@ resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s)
 turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it
 assists %s with onanism
 gives %s a dutch rudder
+posts %s a French letter
+thinks %s could give their chair an orgasm
+names its pipes after %s
+binds its sockets to %s
+calls accept(2) on %s
+shows %s the breasts of St Agatha
+canonizes %s so it can make erotic sculptures of them
+gives %s a red hat
+paints devotional art of %s with no clothes on
+rims %s