new trout from Senji

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -156,3 +156,7 @@ names its pipes after %s
 binds its sockets to %s
 calls accept(2) on %s
 shows %s the breasts of St Agatha
+canonizes %s so it can make erotic sculptures of them
+gives %s a red hat
+paints devotional art of %s with no clothes on
+rims %s