new trouts and flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 2332a1324b8baee6da729a3fbe4fba5d5e7256d7..4601a175c61df30cec1a66455499d5f9ff36fc3e 100644 (file)
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -182,7 +182,7 @@ admires %s's flanges
 admires %s's symmetry
 oils %s's camel
 wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
-hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
+hopes that %s will get its message in a bottle
 wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
 puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s
 wants %s's babies
@@ -211,3 +211,9 @@ integrates over %s
 wishes %s had a higher genus
 tiptoes through the tulips with %s
 asks to see %s's dance card
+presents %s with a herd of moose
+admires %s's valves
+offers %s a duck
+gooses %s
+sneaks into %s's bedroom
+bashfuly admits its crush on %s