new trout from jpmg

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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@@ -340,3 +340,9 @@ fails to comprehend the difference between innocent flirtation and downright cre
 performs the putty.exe for %s
 removes all the buttons from %s's blouse
 builds a monorail for %s
+wonders whether %s is to be loose or hump shunted
+gives %s head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees and toes)
+wants to hear what %s got up to at band camp
+spoons %s
+wants to place an unexpected item in %s's bagging area
+puts on its robe and wizard hat for %s