new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index e36796e9cd9513a54be074886611a94e700d4617..1c74562bf0bc059cc44ead10639cd5ba558ae5ea 100644 (file)
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -235,3 +235,13 @@ dedicates a sonata to %s
 shakes its booty for %s
 builds a giant telescope in order to spy upon %s
 proposes naming an airport in honour of %s
+gets married just so it can be unfaithful with %s
+tells %s its password
+lubricates itself for %s
+copies all %s's mannerisms
+practices calling itself "Mrs %s"
+compares %s's arse to Pippa Middleton's
+honks %s's tits
+thinks %s should appear on Page Three
+gives %s a token ring
+immortalizes %s in song