edit ascii-art trout by popular request

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -50,3 +50,16 @@ sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.
 flagellates %s with a birch branch
 <3s %s
 admires %s's boots
+invites %s to a candle-lit dinner
+pole dances for %s
+hopes %s packed their toothbrush!
+showers %s in rose petals
+holds a candle for %s
+admires %s's physique
+gives %s a nice relaxing foot massage
+treks through the jungle to deliver Milk Tray to %s
+searches for a rhyme for its poem about %s
+compares %s's eyes to stars
+wonders whether %s comes here often?
+compares %s to a summer's day
+curls up at %s's feet