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-disparages $s's mother
-blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at $s
-would eat $s's brains but can't find them
-thinks $s could do with less coffee
-jumps for joy at the thought of $s
-offers $s a bunch of flowers
-blows kisses at $s
-falls head over heels in love with $s
-stuffs $s into a small box and nails down the lid
-bites $s's ankles
-pulls a moonie at $s
-throws $s a bone
-invites $s to go jump
-invites $s to a party
-throws jelly at $s
-throws $s from the top of the empire state building
-drops a small hydrogen bomb on $s
-curses $s unto the seventh generation
-asks if $s is a man or a mouse
-questions $s's lineage
+drops an anvil on %s from a great height
+disparages %s's mother
+blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at %s
+would eat %s's brains but can't find them
+thinks %s could do with less coffee
+stuffs %s into a small box and nails down the lid
+bites %s's ankles
+pulls a moonie at %s
+throws %s a bone
+invites %s to go jump
+throws jelly at %s
+throws %s from the top of the empire state building
+drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
+curses %s unto the seventh generation
+asks if %s is a man or a mouse
+questions %s's lineage