-patents %s's genome.
-covers %s in attack hamsters.
-brandishes a spoon at %s.
-searches %s for weapons of mass destruction.
-smears %s in blood and waits for the sharks.
-cackles malevolently at %s.
-clones %s and eats the original.
-teaches %s to think inside a very small box.
-looms at %s.
-calls down an airstrike upon %s.
-feeds %s to the all-powerful Sarlacc.
-affixes live crocodile clips to %s.
-causes %s to have acute razor burn.
-places the fleas of a thousand camels in %s's armpit.
-sticks %s's head on a spike.
+patents %s's genome
+covers %s in attack hamsters
+brandishes a spoon at %s
+searches %s for weapons of mass destruction
+smears %s in blood and waits for the sharks
+cackles malevolently at %s
+clones %s and eats the original
+teaches %s to think inside a very small box
+looms at %s
+calls down an airstrike upon %s
+feeds %s to the all-powerful Sarlacc
+affixes live crocodile clips to %s
+causes %s to have acute razor burn
+places the fleas of a thousand camels in %s's armpit
+sticks %s's head on a spike