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+gives %s a blue French horn
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+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom
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+tiptoes through the tulips with %s
+asks to see %s's dance card
+presents %s with a herd of moose
+admires %s's valves
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+bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+invites %s to join it in the shower
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+buys %s a dress made of bacon
+dyes %s pink
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+scans all %s's ports
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+founds a monarchy in order to renounce its throne for %s
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+dedicates a sonata to %s
+shakes its booty for %s
+builds a giant telescope in order to spy upon %s
+proposes naming an airport in honour of %s